After examining a patient the doctor took his wife aside and told her that her husband was gravely ill but there were 3 things she could do to ensure his survival.
1. Give him three nutritious meals every day.
2. Do not nag him.
3. Make love to him every night.
While driving back home the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say ?”
“I am sorry dear but he said that you are not going to make it.”
The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that Read: “I’m the Boss !”
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said: “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”